Well, it's been another quiet week in Lake Mobegone...

France: Islamic State supporters stab Jewish teacher in Marseilles

Video of Paris jihad mastermind: “It is nice to see the blood of infidels”

Turkey detains 8 Europe-bound Islamic State jihadis “posing as refugees”

France: Only 30 Muslims show up for rally against Paris jihad attacks

Canada: Police shoot Muslim wearing apparent suicide vest and holding triggering device

Video: Muslims in Turkey celebrate Islamic State jihad massacre in Paris

Brother of Paris jihad murderer worked in Belgian immigration department

Assyrians of Paris: ‘There are now many jihadists in France. We have the impression of being invaded…’

Islamic State says bomb in soda can brought down Russian airliner

Muslim cleric in Belgium incited Paris jihad murderer to kill unbelievers

Video: Gunfight as police raid Paris suburb searching for jihad attackers; Muslima blows herself up in jihad suicide bombing

Muslim soccer fans boo, scream “Allahu akbar” during moment of silence for Paris jihad victims

UK Muslim couple planned jihad suicide bombing of subway or shopping center for the Islamic State

German soccer match canceled after police discover bomb truck disguised as ambulance

Germany-Netherlands soccer game canceled, stadium is being evacuated — Merkel was set to attend match

Italy: Bob Dylan concerts to have armed guards

Syrian ambassador to India says that over 20% of refugees to Europe may have links to the Islamic State

BWI Airport: Flight about to take off called back to gate, four people of “Middle Eastern descent” removed from plane

Syrian passports found at Paris jihad attacks scene were fakes made in Turkey

Harvard University evacuates four buildings after bomb threat

Washington, DC: Muslim slashes woman with knife at Union Station

Jihadi from Belgium identified as mastermind of Paris jihad attacks

23 in custody, 104 under house arrest in connection with Paris jihad attacks, rocket launcher seized

Paris jihad murderer was incited to wage jihad at mosque in Chartres

Islamic State threatens jihad attacks in Washington and in other European countries

New York City: Muslim cabbie attacks Jewish passenger

Belgian government lacks control over neighborhood linked to Paris jihad attacks

Laura Ingraham: Plane evacuated in DC, two Middle Eastern men led away by police

Two of the Paris jihad murderers came into Europe as refugees

Main target in Paris jihad attack: Jewish-owned Bataclan Theater, frequent target of Muslims and BDS groups

Air France flight grounded at Amsterdam airport after jihad threat to blow up the plane

Poland’s new government rejects migrant quotas after Paris jihad attacks

Paris jihad murderer previously flagged by police for Islamic jihad links

Just released: full text of Islamic State statement on “Blessed Onslaught in Paris against the Crusader Nation of France”

Migrant jihad: Paris jihad attacker with Syrian passport passed through Greece in October

German police arrest Muslim linked to Paris jihad attacks: had guns, explosives, hand grenades

London: Gatwick Airport terminal evacuated, police arrest man with grenade in his bag

‘You will not live in peace’ – Islamic State warns France in new video

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And before the Paris attack, it was another quiet week in Lake Mobegone (one of its tributaries, so I'm told, is that ol' River in Egypt; and those who are in De Nile are also in (the) Seine ...): 

Italy: Jewish man stabbed nine times by masked female Muslim

UK Muslims in international jihad plot fight extradition: have refugee status

Islamic State to Russia: “We will make your wives concubines and make your children our slaves”

UK: Muslim gang raped 13-year-old non-Muslim girl at car park, church grounds

Iran threatens to end nuclear deal, demands that US apologize

“Palestinian” Muslims murder Israeli father and son in jihad shooting

Muslim Student Association rejects moment of recognition resolution for 9/11

Raymond Ibrahim: The Indonesian Jihad on Christian Churches

In compliance with Islamic demands, Indonesian authorities in the Aceh region have started to tear down Christian churches. Their move comes after Muslim mobs rampaged and attacked churches. At least one person was killed; thousands of Christians were displaced. 

Islamic State claims jihad suicide attacks in Beirut that murdered 43

Ohio Muslim: “Kill them in their own lands, behead them in their own homes”

UK: Four arrested as part of pan-European jihad recruiting ring

Al-Azhar Muslim cleric suspected in Russian plane crash

Texas Muslim linked to Afghan jihad car bombing

German nightclub refuses migrants to protect women from harassment

France: Police and migrants clash for third straight night in Calais ‘Jungle’

Muslim plots jihad mass murder in France after being twice prevented from traveling to Syria

UK Muslim who plotted to behead British civilian named his kitten “7/7”

Al Nusra’s Lion Cubs Religious Academy: “All the Christians and a message to America, your grave is in Syria”

Islamic State bombs Christian convent in Iraq

UK: Muslim teachers at state-funded school led students in anti-Christian chants

23-27 documented honor killings every year in the U.S., many more go unreported

Knife-wielding “Palestinian” boys attack guard in Jerusalem

Another “Palestinian” Muslim woman attempts to stab Israeli security guard

Tennessee: Muslim City of Oak Ridge employee kept wife virtual prisoner under Sharia law

Senegal: Four imams arrested for jihad terror activities

Imams? How could this happen? Don’t they know the Qur’an teaches peace? John Kerry should jet over to Senegal and explain Islam to these imams. Too much misunderstanding going on.

UK: “I’m going to come right away and blow up the shop…I’m a Muslim”

Jews not invited to Swedish Kristallnacht commemoration: “security risk”

Jordan policeman murders American and South African trainers

UK: Muslim official nixes anti-Islamic State presentation at University College London

Jerusalem: Muslim repeatedly hits Israeli tour guide over the head with a glass bottle

Pakistan: Christians build churches despite death threats

New Glazov Gang — Sweden: On the Verge of Collapse

Ingrid Carlqvist, a Senior Distinguished Fellow at the Gatestone Institute. Ingrid came on the show to discuss Sweden: On the Verge of Collapse, unveiling the cliff that Sweden is speeding toward—as the mass wave of Muslim “refugees” overwhelms the country

Islamic State hackers post phone numbers of heads of the CIA and FBI

German teachers union warns girls to stay away from Muslim migrant men

Hizballah top dog praises “sublime jihad spirit” in murders of Israeli civilians

Survey: Alarming portion of Muslim migrants are Islamic State sympathizers

Italy: Police arrest convicted jihad terrorist arriving on migrant boat

Afghan mullah leading stoning inquiry condones practice

“Palestinian” Muslim rams car into Israeli civilians

Video: “Palestinian” Muslim woman stabs Israeli guard

Muslims from UK linked to downing of Russian jet

Pakistan’s spy service engages jihadis to vandalize Hindu sites in India

Islamic State frees 37 kidnapped Syrian Christians

Maronite Patriarch of Antioch: Muslims want to conquer Europe with ‘faith and the birthrate’

“Palestinian” Muslims shoot Israelis worshiping at Hebron shrine

UC Merced stabber “devout Muslim,” manifesto included “praise Allah,” beheading plan

Canada: Teen Muslim convert charged with encouraging violence for Islamic State

UK: Muslims attack convert from Islam to Christianity with pickaxe

Italy: Muslim pupils refuse to observe minute of silence for Paris victims

Muslims murder 1 Israeli, wound 9 others in shooting and run-over attack

Mali jihad attack: at least 27 murdered as hostage situation ends

Italian Police: Muslim Migrants Threw Christians Overboard

Mali: Muslims screaming “Allahu akbar” take hostages, free those who can recite Qur’an

Al Qaeda jihadists entered U.S. through refugee program

Switzerland: Islamic State cell operating out of mosque

Belgium: Muslim gang beats Russian journalists looking for jihadi’s relatives

Tel Aviv: Muslim stabs two Jews to death, RT crew barricades in office

66 Muslims charged with Islamic State plots in U.S. over last 18 months

Bosnia: Muslim murders two soldiers

Toronto Muslim charged with carrying concealed meat cleaver into Parliament

Islamic State threatens jihad mass murder in Times Square

Eight Syrians caught at Texas border in Laredo

Honduras arrests five Syrian Muslims headed to US with stolen passports

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My introductory satire on Garrison Keillor's "Lake Wobegone" monologues:

Well, it's been another quiet week in Lake Mobegone...

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And others in the series:

http://hesperado.blogspot.com/2015/10/well-its-been-another-quiet-week-at.html

http://hesperado.blogspot.com/2015/04/well-its-been-another-quiet-week-in.html

http://hesperado.blogspot.com/2014/04/well-its-been-another-quiet-week-in.html

http://hesperado.blogspot.com/2014/03/well-its-been-another-quiet-week-in_28.html

http://hesperado.blogspot.com/2014/03/well-its-been-another-quiet-week-in_6334.html