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OSLO (Reuters) - Anders Behring Breivik wants to tell Norway and the World why he killed at least 93 people in a bomb attack and shooting rampage when he appears in court on Monday, his lawyer said.
Assuming Anders Breivik is not a Muslim and/or Leftist/Anarchist double agent, here's what I would do, were I the Norwegian state:
Invite him to sit in a chair before TV cameras and a crowd.
Secretly wire his genitals and vocal chords with electric wires.
When he begins to utter a word, zap his genitals and his vocal chords with enough volts to stop him cold.
Then say, "We're sorry, that was a terrible mistake: please continue."
When he tries again to speak, then again zap his genitals and his vocal chords with enough volts to stop him cold.
Then say, "Please forgive us, it was a malfunction. Please to continue...."
If he then falls silent, start zapping him for not talking.
Rinse, and repeat.