The disarmingly wry, unflappably dapper, unctuously self-effacing, glibly liberal, effortlessly self-righteous Brian Williams

I just wanted to say that.

P.S.:  He's the talking head who, back in 2005 (among many other noxious things in his career), tried -- without breaking a sweat -- to squeak by and squirrel out of his grotesque comparison of Iraqi suicide bombers with our Founding Fathers during the American Revolution.