Well, it's been another quiet week in Lake Mobegone...

I should sue the Caliphate for all the uncompensated time and trouble I've spent on the problem of Islam.  Anywho, here is this week's sordid log of all the mayhem, misery and malignancy caused by Muslims following their Islam, just this week (an incomplete list, at that):

Canada: Muslim said it was “God’s will” for him to join jihad terror group

UK Islamic honor violence goes unreported: Schools and communities fear accusations of “Islamophobia” 

Ireland: Judge in hot water for saying “Muslims feel they can actually beat their wives” 

California: Jury selection begins in trial of Muslim accused of killing wife whose murder was blamed on “Islamophobia”

Ohio Christian minister: Lent has a great deal in common with the Muslim concept of jihad 

Pakistan: Jihad attack on polio team kills policeman 

New York: Hamas-linked CAIR demands halal food in schools — kosher food not an option 

Los Angeles: “Only one ethnic group being promoted: the Arab American group. We don’t have a Little Mexico or a Little Korea.” 

Iran-backed jihad terror cell infiltrated Turkish government at highest levels 

Robert Spencer at TownHall.com: Can Malaysia’s Airliner Disaster Happen Here? 

Philippines: Muslims celebrate MILF’s peace with government; Christians at site of jihad massacre less excited 

Canada: Saudi Muslim who assaulted daughter says his actions “acceptable form of discipline” in his country 

German butchers remove showcase cardboard pigs after Muslim threats 

Raymond Ibrahim: Turkey’s Latest Jihad on Christian Armenians 

Pakistan: Christian sentenced to death for maligning Muhammad 

Gaza: Hamas takes another step toward Sharia, to introduce lashing 

Obama Administration partnered with Hamas-linked Muslim groups to purge counterterror training of truth about Islamic jihad 

Hagel: Terrorism not ruled out on Malaysia Airlines flight 

UK Shi’ite cleric broadcasts anti-Sunni rhetoric: “Fear is a load of angry Sunnis from Slough coming here and having a rumble” 

France thwarts jihad attack by Muslim returning from Syria 

Muslim Brotherhood supporter Qatar turns to U.S. for support 

Kenya: Muslim MP says homosexuality “as serious as terrorism” 

Syria: Sunni Islamic jihadists bomb Shi’ite shrine 

Obama fears NYC nuclear attack, but he again proposes to cut budget for city’s protection 

American Muslim pipe bomber gets 16 years of prison dawah 

Russia warned U.S. about Tsarnaev, but spelling error let him escape 

Bin Laden’s son-in-law convicted of conspiring to murder Americans in jihad terror attacks 

“Palestinian” pressure group demands that Rolling Stones cancel Israel concert 

UK: Jihad murderer’s brother says his brother’s life sentence is Islamophobic 

Muslim father ordered to leave Canada after choking and threatening his daughter 

Raymond Ibrahim: Western Ignorance of the ‘Conditions of Omar’ 

A jihadi group occupying the Syrian town of Raqqa recently gave Christian minorities living there three choices: 1) convert to Islam, 2) remain Christian but pay tribute and accept third-class subject status, or 3) die by the sword. 

“I don’t render an account to anyone but Allah. I will not give any testimony. You are all pagans.” 

Hamas sends threatening text messages to Israelis

Pakistan: Islamic jihadists kidnap, murder polio worker

Saudi Arabia’s top Muslim clerics say Muslim superhero comic “The 99″ is a “work of the devil”

Friend of Boston Marathon jihad bombers attacked FBI agent after agreeing to give statement about his involvement in jihad murders

Iran resumes financial assistance to Hamas

Myth-busting Doug Saunders’ ‘10 Myths about Muslims in the West’

Danish PM praises Turkey for increased democracy and rights, fully supports EU membership

Sweden: Police humiliated and beaten up in Muslim area

Syria: Islamic jihadists in Kessab desecrating churches, pillaging Christian homes

Pakistan erases New York Times story about government’s ties to Osama

UK: Muslim calls anti-FGM helpline to order the procedure for his two daughters

Three days before his arrest on jihad terror charges, U.S. Muslim convert called for respect for U.S. military uniform

Young being indoctrinated into jihad in Pakistan, confesses Indian Mujahideen terrorist Zia Ur Rehman

Robert Spencer in PJ Lifestyle: The National Guardsman’s Jihad

Moderate “Palestinian” Authority pledges $74 million for families of jihad terrorist “martyrs”

Raymond Ibrahim: Why the Media Doesn’t Cover Jihadist Attacks on Middle East Christians

Video: Syrian Muslim parents send son to his death in jihad/martyrdom suicide mission

Hamas MP: We must massacre Jews, make the rest pay the jizya

Canada: Muslim on student visa assaults daughter for marrying non-Muslim

Australia: Charges dropped against Muslim registered sex offender because of “cultural differences”

UK: State school investigated for spending $115,000 on speakers for Islamic call to prayer

Four Indian Mujahideen terrorists arrested, had plans to murder Hindu politician

Just before takeoff, Malaysian pilot got call from someone using phone obtained under false identity

Islamic law is adopted by British legal chiefs

Moderate Jordan: Unveiled women are “sluts,” may not testify in court

Malaysia: Muslim group says it’s willing to suffer bloodbath for Islam, to keep non-Muslims from using word “Allah”

Canada tracking 80 Muslims who have returned after waging jihad abroad

Pakistan: Acquitted of blasphemy, gunned down anyway

Nigeria: Islamic jihadists murder 17 in market attack

Kenya: Islamic jihadists storm church, murder four people

New study: wealthy, better educated Muslims more likely to wage jihad